If you ask this hat to provide you protection from the sun, it won't reply with, "OOOOOOOKKKAAAAAAYYYY, CAAAAAAAAAAAN DOOOOOOOOO!!!" mostly because hats don't talk.
That being said, this snapback hat that displays the face of Mr. Meeseeks will do said job of protecting you from the sun, or help you out with making a "schwifty" fashion statement. The hat won't poof away once it's job is done, allowing you to depend on its help again and again.